Heaven Can't Wait - Kindle Fiction

HEAVEN CAN'T WAIT - Chicken Soup For The DEPARTED Soul (FunnyEBooks.com) 
by David Samson 

There are two types of people:

The Living Dead and The Dead Who Are REALLY Living!

So why not hop aboard an Astral Plane. Every seat is First-Class and they always DEPART on time!

As a Post-Deceased Tourist, you won't have to put up with airport scanners or roaming around crumbling train stations or waiting for your cruise ship to dock at some rip-off port-of-call.

FORGET about that!

Our Certified ASTRAL Travel Agents will book you to the most fabulous destinations ever conceived. Haunt the haunts of the Rich and Famous.

After all, just because you're invisible doesn't mean you can't make the SCENE!

So cancel that personal trainer. Give up organic food. Gain weight. Get this e-book and always remember:

The Best Years Of Your AFTER Life Are Still Ahead Of You!

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