Marcy Hates Beer! - Kindle Fiction

Marcy Hates Beer!
by G.A. Donaldson

Welcome to the world of crime and misdemeanors, with four zany tales that reviewers and readers describe as "great fun", "excellent writing", and "lots of laugh-out-loud moments".

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"She is beautiful in an enigmatic way. Thin, unobtrusive, a shining smile under the light. When she breathes on me (whispering?), I feel so alive. Well, if you can't feel alive in a morgue, then something's wrong." Marcy Hates Beer! 

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A young mortician questions his life after examining a John Doe; and sees how life is so fragile, realizing that his life could be a tragedy. Hours later he knocks off from work with a heavy heart, and, for the first time in his life, drives carefully into the night. Too carefully...

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"Back when I knew him, he was a good natured kid, almost precocious, but partially hidden from the talents of life, living in the shadow of his older brother who climbed every mountain with ease. Terry (from now on he'll always be known as the flasher) was always hard to reach for any teacher, but I certainly tried. He was extremely shy, and that was half his trouble." The Flasher

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"What a mess! What a mess! Someone had indeed trampled through his vegetable patch, crushing everything small enough to be crushed. And his cucumbers had been stolen! Wilkie was furious! He headed straight over to Old Smidgens' house, no hesitation in his 89 year old body whatsoever." Death by Cucumber

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Wilkie, an old fool and a passionate gardener, can't take anymore abuse from his cantankerous next door neighbour. Can't take anymore...

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"My name's Bella Pinocki, and I was planning on having a quiet Sunday night. This is what happened instead." Midnight Blues

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Bella, a larger than life blues singer, finds herself paralyzed on the pavement outside a burnt out bar in the seedy suburb of Fortitude Valley. What has happened to her? Why can't she move at all? Two paramedics pronounce her dead, and take her to the mortuary for an autopsy...she only has minutes to snap out of it...and fast! 

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