Dime Bags Collector's Edition - Free Kindle Book

Dime Bags Collector's Edition 
by Seth Masek

Dime Bags™ Collector’s Edition is an iconic series of short stories that are laden with comedic vitriol. Written by prolific author S.D.M., this compilation of thirty short stories offers something for everyone. But wait, there’s more! In the Collector’s Edition of Dime Bags™ you’ll get a free bonus short story. That’s right, thirty-one short stories for the price of thirty! Do the math and you’ll find that you simply can’t afford not to go without Dime Bags™ Collector’s Edition.

Whether you like superheroes, mysteries, or gruesome tales of unspeakable horror, there is a little something-something in every Dime Bags™ short story. These are the kind of stories you’ll want to read and re-read, but not re-re-read. This collection of curt chronicles includes:

• Peter Parkman and the Rise of the Green Gobbler
• Detective Dunke and the Case of the Hickory Hambone
• Letters from Chichen Itza: Maya the Mayan
• Ah Crap, My Toblerone Melted
• Stop! Or My Penis Will Shoot

…and many many more! Dime Bags™ Collector’s Edition contains short stories that are perfect for:

• Children’s sleepovers
• Church socials
• School reports
• People with poor reading comprehension

With so many uses it would be almost stupid not to saturate yourself in Dime Bags™. There are a few personal inventories you can perform to determine if you’ll enjoy the Dime Bags™ experience:

• You value human dignity
• You take pride in excellence
• You follow a strict moral code
• You oppose offensive material
• You have utterly no idea what the urban dictionary is

If any of the above is true then Dime Bags™ is not for you. Even if Dime Bags™ Collector’s Edition isn’t right for you, it is still worth owning. The worst that can happen is the stories will make you remember why you hate laughter and despise enjoyment of life. The best that can happen is you achieve enlightenment with a smile. Don’t make us wipe that smile off your face. We invite you to expand your horizon and explore the world of Dime Bags™ short stories today!