Funny News Jokes - Free Kindle Fiction

Funny News Jokes
by Valerie Hansen

Samples from this book:

"On Discovery Health: A man has orgasms every time a balloon is popped. He must be a big hit at children's parties!"

"Spain has just opened it's first nude gym, making it even more unpleasant than usual to watch another person doing squats."

"Medical Fact: The average speed of human ejaculation is 28 miles per hour, or 25 if you're in a school zone."

"A Scottish lady with almost 9,000 piercings including 192 on her face has gotten married, bringing new meaning to the phrase 'Holey Matrimony'. "

"A jailed man in North Carolina smuggled a 10-inch 38 caliber revolver inside his rectum. He's given new meaning to the phrase, 'Stick 'em up!' "

This book contains over 150 of my best short jokes from the last few years involving weird news stories and other useless facts! No politics and no foul language, although age 18+ is recommended due to sexual connotations and lots of "in-your-end-o's"! All jokes are 100% ORIGINAL!

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