The Bastard's Handbook - Kindle Non-Fiction

The Bastard's Handbook 
by Wayne Johnson

This handbook is designed as a reference point for all men who either see themselves as bastards or want to become a better one. It is designed as a humorous counterpoint to books such as Chicken Soup for the Soul and other similar self-help guides and is also the man’s answer to Why Men Love Bitches.

For too long now we have been told that the only way to succeed in work, relationships, and in our social life is to respect and love one another. However, bastards know that there are more untoward ways to achieve goals and now this book will enable all of us to become a better Bastard.

This book contains everything you need to know to be a success in business, life and love. It includes such information as how to become a dictator, how to avoid fights by using your girlfriend as a human shield and what kind of music you should listen to while claiming credit for someone else’s idea. This book is the definitive reference guide.

The book will appeal to James Bond, the leading man from Fifty Shades of Gray and readers who like titles such as I Hope They Serve Beer in Hell.

Reviews from satisfied customers:
‘I didn’t think it was possible to be a better bastard until I read this book’ - Stalin

‘I liked the tips on dumping by email’ – Casanova

‘Uggghhh, aaaarggghh, uuunnngggh, you bastard’ – the caveman who ate the last mammoth steak

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