Football Is Like Sex! - Kindle Fiction

Football Is Like Sex! - Paul Day Chronicles 
by Gary Locke 

2006 is one of those exciting even number years.
And that’s not just for people who have a phobia of odd numbers. (Oh yes, there are people out there who are scared of odd numbers! And probably more than you think. Certainly more than those who are scared of being tickled to death by feathers, but not as many as those who are scared of Velcro! Which is probably a fairly large percentage of those people who seem to, forever, live in fleece tops!)
But no, an even number year means a major Summer International football tournament.
What better way to enjoy the break from football – than to have more football!
Another chance for England to win a major trophy, and to stop that old, black and white “they think it’s all over!” clip being shown over and over again!
But, for Paul Day, would the distraction of tournament football be enough to give him a break from the, seemingly, never ending disasters that follow him around?

Taken from the comedy epic that is Paul Day Chronicles – Happily After Ever, this short story focuses on what happens when all you want to do is watch a couple of football matches.
Embarrassingly cringy, quirky, and, more than anything, damn funny, read along as Paul Day brings his own brand of life chaos to every situation he finds himself in.

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