F**K OFF - Kindle Non-Fiction

F**K OFF
by Thomas Mockingbird

Hello, my name is Thomas Mockingbird and I am a psychopath. This book is an autobiography riddled with memoirs.

I am currently in my mid-twenties and although that is a short time on this earth I have experienced more than most people could ever fathom. I have a B.A. in Russian Language with a minor in psychology, and an IQ in the 160’s. Attended one of the most rigorous language schools in the world. Was in the military, and got kicked out of the military (honorably, which I will explain later). I’ve been married, and divorced to a Russian. Traveled by myself all over Russia in the dead of winter. I have traveled South East Asia twice. I’ve been shot at. I have sat in jail a total of seven times, shot up vodka, and have done almost every drug imaginable just to see what they are like. I have been on National Geographic, and kicked out of the famous party Rehab in Vegas. Despite all of this shit I am still alive.

My life has been like Fear and Loathing In...Everywhere.

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